PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN REVIEW

It’s kiddie coolness!

I dont wanna give spoilers so I’ll just say At World’s End is the coolest film I’ve seen this year so far (nothing beats Nacho Libre though). Why does Johnny Depp look smart even when he’s playing weird? Oh, heck, he must be french!

After Spiderman 3, I thought I’d already despise every emo looking guy wearing dark eye liners, dancing awkwardly in front of people. Now I know that only applies to Peter Parker. As a matter of fact, I think that Captain Jack Sparrow will win hands down in any head-to-head with every darn superhero you can come up with. And he’s gonna beat them without even trying. (except for… Escueleto)

Sparrow must probably be the most annoyingly underated escape artist there is. He’s trapped, he’s escaped, he’s captured, he’s free, he’s dead, he’s alive again. He seems to always find a way to beat fate…. like Chuck Norris but with a whole lot of coolness. Proof: Keira Knightley!

I swear I can never be that guy. I know, even if I try to be him, I can only be one-tenth of him. Kinda like the guy in those mac commercials.

“Hi I’m a mac…”


End notes:
Good popcorn movie. 8/10

THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE

There are three women in my life right now. I love them all but it can really be hard. Anyway, let me tell you a little something about them.

Wendy
I love Wendy coz she’s got that strong personality. She adjusts to all kinds of situations. She doesn’t mind if your dates includes errands for the family – be it in repair shops or warehouses or gorceries. She loves Chinese and Indian food too. She’s especially fond of Samosas.

Mystica
Yes, that is her real name. As a matter of fact, she had that name even before that famous splitting stick came to stardom. My Mystica is a moody person, and very possessive. She doesn’t like going out in groups. She’s very simple. Our dates can be just Yosi breaks in the park, or a stroll along the beach. She’s the “simple and intimate” type.

Che’
Her real name is Sienna. She’s the fun girl. She loves hanging out with everyone, very accomodating and friendly. I remember Che was the one who picked Rocky and Titus up – just the most outgoing. She’s the one I love taking to parties, movies and restaurants. Plus she blows really well… the aircon that is.

What the hell were you thinking?

End notes:
FYI: mystica is a Ford Mystique, Wendy is a Ford Windstar, and Che is a Toyota Sienna. Rocky is the family treadmill (like, you know, “i’ll be running with Rocky..”) and Titus is my computer. Titus is really smart… but more on him next time.