There are three women in my life right now. I love them all but it can really be hard. Anyway, let me tell you a little something about them.
I love Wendy coz she’s got that strong personality. She adjusts to all kinds of situations. She doesn’t mind if your dates includes errands for the family – be it in repair shops or warehouses or gorceries. She loves Chinese and Indian food too. She’s especially fond of Samosas.
Yes, that is her real name. As a matter of fact, she had that name even before that famous splitting stick came to stardom. My Mystica is a moody person, and very possessive. She doesn’t like going out in groups. She’s very simple. Our dates can be just Yosi breaks in the park, or a stroll along the beach. She’s the “simple and intimate” type.
Her real name is Sienna. She’s the fun girl. She loves hanging out with everyone, very accomodating and friendly. I remember Che was the one who picked Rocky and Titus up – just the most outgoing. She’s the one I love taking to parties, movies and restaurants. Plus she blows really well… the aircon that is.
What the hell were you thinking?
FYI: mystica is a Ford Mystique, Wendy is a Ford Windstar, and Che is a Toyota Sienna. Rocky is the family treadmill (like, you know, “i’ll be running with Rocky..”) and Titus is my computer. Titus is really smart… but more on him next time.