I was hoping that you would never read this.. my only reason in posting something like this is because I couldn’t finish an open letter to Xerex Xaviera.
Open letters are now becoming a fad in the blogging world, and pinoys are making them too. However, I am appalled to see that open letters written by pinoy bloggers are often directed to people of different nationalities (or cosmic entities). For me it is a bit anti-climactic to write letters knowing, at the back of your mind, that they will never be read by those for whom it is intended to.
So I thought of writing an open letter to you. At least this is a bit more realistic.
*big evil smile*
Before you dance and cheer, I should say that you were not first on my list. You follow only after God, Xerex Xaviera, my guardian angel, my future self, the bestfriends I never had and my little mushy.
I do think that you are hot. There is a boyish charm to you, one that Sam Milby seem to have less of. Now that’s what I call an equalizer – tomboyish girl meets girly-man. Astig!
I miss the days when you weren’t famous. Back when you had to eat live shrimp for the sheer fun of fulfilling the audiences’ cheers. Back when you were the jolog-kikay-girl who lost her poise at the presence of Piolo Pascual.. another girly-man. I like seeing false conio-ness in people.. you most of all, because you did not look rich.
Now everything has changed. You get classier by the minute. Your belts have become thicker, your smile has become cute and, worst of all, your taglish has become believable. It’s like you’re not acting rich anymore. I also notice that your hips are getting bigger.
I like the smart comedienne that you come off to be. Slapstick was never my turf. But that’s that.
Forgive me, but I do not like you anymore. It was never meant for us to be together. I’m sorry, we’re just friends!
xxOOxx ooXXoo xx x wink! Btw, my new video is up.