Caucasians have it good in this world. Unlike Asians who thrive under pain and suffering, caucasians will rant about every single thing that isn’t right. And that’s a good thing.
White people (caucasians or, for pinoys, mestizos) have paved the way for the invention of roads, taxes, immigration reform and plastic surgery… all with the underlying cause of making their race the most prominent in the world. They instigated wars, they invented borders, they made their coffee, burgers and soda sound like they’re good for you, and they seem to have a good grasp at the world’s economy.
The Filipino understands the luck these white bastards have in the world and, frankly enough, they wanna have a piece of it. This brings forth an endless clamor in the pinoy community – I wanna be white!
Everything about the Filipino community is driven to be comparable to that of the white breed. Their art, music, infrastructure, facial features, color, legal system etc. We even narrowed our alphabet from 28 to 26 because the two other variations of N will never be featured in Sesame Street.
There may be a few devious creatures who prefer changing their names from Badong to Bad One, or Domeng to The D, or Inday to Shizzy-my-Laundry. But those are a minority.
So in my quest to be white. I have decided that being an American alone wouldn’t give me enough leverage. My nose will never be straight, and my shoe size will never provide the ratio intended for these jerks. I will have to up my game using a very Asian tactic – education.
All for the glory of world domination!!!