There’s been quite a few controversies in the Pinoy Blogosphere and I kinda like the idea that some grown ups are engaged in random, uninstigated, civilized, intellectual arguments. So I thought I’d crop up my own little list of stupidly remarkable controversies which I hope would also be an example to the younger generation. Let’s begin..
5. PROBLOGGERS SUCK
If I explained this further.. I’d be in deep shit tomorrow morning! Lolz!
4. THE PINOY EVIL BLOG AWARDS
I dont get Paolo Mendoza sometimes, he’s too whack! He just won top prize in some writing project and now he wants to give out awards himself. The only reason why he won that award was because he tagged people who would vote for him. What does it mean to be ‘Evil’ anyway? ‘Evil’ is such a powerful word.. and it’s connected to, you know, Hell. And what’s this.. he’s making a list?! Oh… a blog of lists…
3. ABOUT PUTTING UP MY OWN BLOGGING CIRCLE
I’ve been anti-social long enough. So yeah, you heard that right! Jigs, Rhey and I are putting up a blogging circle that will make all those feisty grown up blogging circles (who wants to be recognized even if they’re out of place) weep in despair at how much friendlier we’re gonna be. And it’s only exclusive to cool people who love Blogarchy! Who wants to join?! huh?! huh?!
2. HAPPYSLIP IS MISREPRESENTING PINOY VLOGGERS!
Happyslip’s videos are cool and all but I think they could add more Filipinization to it. Where’s the balut, the take home (to-go) habit, the Sto. Nino in the sala, the Rice cooker, the huge fork and spoon, and the Last Supper on the kitchen wall? She did score more evil vibes with the MLM video she just put up, but that’s that!!! Happyslip should remember that when she’s out there in some conference talking about vlogs, she represents the pinoy blogosphere.
Anyway, is ‘misrepresentation’ even a word? Oh yeah, it is.
1. IS JOYFULCHICKEN AUTHORED BY A REAL CHICKEN?
Who cares if Carl Ocab is coached or not. Would you believe that there’s a chicken who blogs in the Philippines? Last I checked, chickens only had 3 fingers. They dont even call them fingers.. they call them ‘addidas.’ I also have never met a chicken who spoke english fluently, and claimed himself to be older than 25. Isn’t the life expectancy of a chicken only up to 20?
This raises a question: Who is the real author behind Joyfulchicken?! Is he hot? Is he tall? Is he really holding a fork and knife? Hmmm..