Chat Style

For awhile let me just tell you about me and my online escapades. And how to get away with women being women. You see, as I’ve evolved in my chat life, I’ve realized that when I am on webcam, women will usually know what I’m doing just by looking at my eye movements and expressions.

Scene#1
woman: Hey, why aren’t you chatting
excuse: I’m looking at you
woman: then why are your eyes moving.

comment: I dont understand why women would require me to put my eyes on one place for them to fully grasp the idea that I am not chatting because I’m looking at them.

Scene#2
woman: I miss you
excuse: same here
woman: why cant you just say ‘I miss you too’

comment: I dont understand why women would require me to respond a certain way for them to fully grasp that I mean what I say

Scene#3
woman: How much was the gift
excuse: No, it’s ok
woman: You got it from a sale, huh?!

comment: No comment, but I feel offended.

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